Japanese Television

Let's Play a Game!

Directions: Read descriptions of bizarre Japanese videos. Choose the video that best matches the description.

1. Dizzy drag queens race to punch each other in the face and haul themselves into a kiddy pool filled with foam.

2. Child molester in gold pants strolls through city market and sings of his love of molesting children. Power Point presentation featuring molester with children immediately follows.

3. Talking toilet begs young tiger to sit on his face. Furry parents dance and sing as tiger boy relieves himself in various manners. Confetti drops from the ceiling, drops of pee chant and sing, human child grunts his way to internal bleeding.

4. Geisha and samurai run from unknown menace. Transgendered ballerina with giant duck dong springs from traditional home.

5. Giant pear chases octopus man to a purple sea monster, the octopus man's baby's mama. Sadly, the octopus baby is catatonic and destined to be kidnapped by mysterious creatures. After a series of unexplainable events, octopus man drops his baby into the river where the infant presumably dies.

6. Foreign men wearing questionable bandanna fashions terrorize young woman in white, plastic park. A trio of pale women in unflattering spandex move their arms in unnatural ways. Chippendale with a British accent poses as cop.


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